The Milk Incident

As parents, there are so many opportunities to really mess up our children and send them to years of therapy, rehashing how their mother scarred them for life. Like the time we kissed them good-bye in front of their friends when they decided they were too old and we hadn’t received the memo. Or the time we tried to use some slang in front of their friends and we were too old to pull it off. Or maybe the time we chaperoned the school dance and actually danced ourselves. There are countless opportunities to embarrass or otherwise permanently damage their […]